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{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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